A Yahoo Sports piece published on November 7, 2026, offers a humorous twist on the classic Simon and Garfunkel line "Hello darkness, my old friend," altering it to "soon you'll be here by 5pm" as a nod to the early onset of evening darkness in November. The brief item, credited to "Simon and Garfunkel Bones" from "The Mag," runs about four minutes in reading time and appears to be a lighthearted seasonal observation rather than a conventional sports report.
Yahoo Sports Plays With Simon and Garfunkel Lyrics to Mark Early November Darkness
